Getting to Koh Samui
If you’re at all familiar with the geography of Thailand you may already know that often times it’s not as simple as simply booking a flight, landing, getting to the hotel and lounging on the beach. Some of Thailand’s islands have only a few thousand if any inhabitants while others are almost completely developed.
Koh Samui happens to be one of the 3 largest islands along with the Phuket and Koh Chang. While Koh Chang doesn’t have an airport and requires a ferry from the mainland’s Trat airport Phuket and Koh Samui both have an airport but with the airport at Koh Samui there is a catch.
The airport on Koh Samui was built by Bangkok Airways which for a long time was the sole airline occupying the airport. Times have changed and now Thai Airways has a couple flights in and out of Samui along with a couple tiny airlines but if you plan to head to Samui you’re probably going to be flying Bangkok Airways.
This is not to say Bangkok Airways, “Asia’s Boutique Airline” is not good but it does limit your options especially if you pay attention to airfare. Due to the obvious lack of competition Bangkok Airways can charge a few extra baht for each flight. I was flying from Singapore so I paid what I thought was a lot more than a typical domestic flight in Thailand.
Getting Situated on Koh Samui
I picked a bungalow which was the very cheapest accommodations for Koh Samui on Hotels.com which was located in Mae Nam Beach which was supposed to be one of the quieter areas on Koh Samui. Upon arrival I went to the one and only counter for taxi and was quoted 600 baht ($18 USD) for a ride to my bungalow.
I pretty much knew I was paying way too much for a cab or one of those pickup truck style cabs with 2 rows of seats in the back but I wasn’t in the mood for inconveniencing myself so I just plunked down the 600 baht and in 15 minutes I was at my hotel. If you arrive to Samui Airport and don’t want to spend 600 baht to get to your bungalow make sure you plan your transport in advance.
Places to Stay on Koh Samui Thailand, Bungalow – Coming Soon
Koh Samui Island
My Koh Samui experience was quite different than what I expected. I was under the impression that Koh Samui was a quiet and peaceful island which wasn’t overdeveloped like Phuket, Hawaii or other popular tourist islands but Samui was just that. I specifically avoided Koh Phangan because I thought it was going to be covered with drunk teenagers attending full moon parties and overcrowded roads but that is exactly what Koh Samui was like.
I rented a Honda Scooter (moped?) from the Bungalow for 250 baht ($7.50 USD) which was overpaying and began to drive around Koh Samui. When I say drive around It’s not a figure of speech. The main road of Koh Samui is a 2-way 2-4 lane road that goes in a circle around the entire island. My hotel manager said it takes from 45-60 minutes to go around the whole island.
There are many interior roads, the ones I drove on were all paved and in very good condition (note the exception pictured below) as opposed to what I read which said they were all bad. The huge problem with getting around via scooter on Koh Samui is the absolutely ridiculous sign overload. I’m not exaggerating when I say after you see the sign of the place you are trying to get to, you will see 20-50 signs before your turn.
In addition to being really annoying this showed some serious overdevelopment of Koh Samui’s coast and beaches. Most of the beaches were either crowded tourist beaches like the two most popular Chaweng and Lamai or smaller beaches lined with resorts.
Things to do on Koh Samui
If you don’t plan on driving around in circles like I did you should probably plan your things-to-do itinerary before you set out. Even if you plan it out, make sure you have a general idea of how far you need to go so you don’t get confused by the sign overload. At the very least, if you are driving yourself, drive very slowly on the far side of the road to be able to see where you want to go.
Beach Bum it
If being on the beach and in the water is your thing there is no shortage of it on Koh Samui. You will no doubt be sharing it with hundreds of Western tourists but there is an abundance of water activities from surfing to snorkeling to jet skiing. While 90% of anyone visiting a tropical island wants to take advantage of this, alternative activities are important for if you get bored or get that likely bad sunburn.
Grandmother and Grandfather Rock
Tourist attraction rock formations which resemble human genitalia are not entirely unusual (See Halong Bay, Vietnam) but Koh Samui has its own version. I didn’t get a chance to see Grandmother and Grandfather rock mostly because I was caught up in the turbulent traffic swirl and missed the sign. I didn’t get a chance to take my own photos but I got the idea from other people’s photos. If you want to see Grandmother and Grandfather rock you’re in luck because it’s very close to Lamai Beach one of Koh Samui’s 2 most popular beach and areas.
“Templing”
Not that Koh Samui is the best place in Thailand to visit Buddhist temples and shrines but there are a fair share. The most popular temple to visit in Koh Samui is the Big Buddha, located very close to Big Buddha Pier which is the primary embarkation point for Koh Phangan and other nearby islands. There are various small shrines and temples on the island which I didn’t get a chance to visit. Another rather large temple which I happened to visit was Wat Nuan Naram which you can more on the following link.
Thai Island Temple Photos on tourismPICS.com.
Hiking & Trekking
I had this 1000+ meter peak behind the Bungalow that was beckoning me. My plan was to hike it so I went to 7-Eleven and bought some Man Vs. Wild survival gear like a cigarette lighter, flashlight, small pocket knife as well as a fresh phone card for in case I got lost.
Little did I know the hills in Koh Samui are no joke. My Man vs Wild survivor kit was sorely lacking mosquito repellent and in the first 30 seconds I had to stop after getting my leg sliced up by some cactus like plants, I had about 500 mosquitoes buzzing around the fresh meat. Needless to say I wimped out and saved the hiking for another day.
There are many mountains on Koh Samui and many opportunities to hike them on foot, mountain bikes, ATVs and of course elephant back. None of these activities are going to be something you will do on your own so if you are interested by hiking and trekking make sure you call one of the many groups and make plans.
Eat, Drink & Party
It is Koh Samui’s close neighbor island Koh Phangan is world renowned for its Full Moon Parties but there is no shortage of partying on Koh Samui. Aside from the huge night club Green Mango in Chaweng which could be in any urban city center to there is a ton of night life venues mainly concentrated in Chaweng and Lamai beach areas but there are also smaller, low key spots throughout the island.
Leaving Koh Samui
I had a 6pm flight from Koh Samui back to Bangkok. With check-out time being at 12pm it meant I had a few hours to kill. I planned to write for this blog so I wanted an internet connection and most importantly air conditioning. I was worried about getting stuck at the small Samui Airport for 6 hours but rather than lugging my big bag around I decided to bite the bullet and wait at the airport.
What I didn’t know was Samui’s airport had a very nice boutique-like row of shops and restaurants. There was everything from a sports bar, to a professional massage studio to ice cream shops, coffee shops and eateries.
All were air conditioned and the coffee shop even had a free wireless internet connection with any purchase. Needless to say I got some work done and consumed some delicious extra calories before I boarded my Bangkok Airways flight back to Bangkok. If you have some extra time on Koh Samui I would recommend going to the airport early what you’re going to find there is likely better than anything else on the island!
Overall Impression
I still have nightmares of all the signs in Koh Samui. It bugged me to the end and it made getting around way more difficult than it should have been. While I thought there were many beautiful sights on Koh Samui it wasn’t what I envision when I think of a tropical Island. Of course it still is Thailand so it is still covered in nice, laid back people.
I had just came from Singapore so it was really easy for me to appreciate the Thailand cost of living as well although some things were priced for the tourist. While I liked some parts about Koh Samui and would consider going back before I left, I probably would bypass Koh Samui next time and use it for Bangkok Airway’s “boutique” airport after visiting its less developed neighbor, Koh Phangan.
View the Complete Koh Samui Photo Archive at tourismPICS.com
Places to Visit from Bangkok, Thailand – Koh Phangan

























































